bass Rainy
drums Garry Maloney
engineer Chris Nagle
guitar Pooch
illustration Mike Hannan
lacquer cut by BilBo
producer Mike Stone
vocals Cal
written-by Garry Maloney
written-by Kelvin Morris
written-by Peter Pyrtle
written-by Roy Wainwright
Published By Clay Records Ltd.
Marketed By Pinnacle (3)
Distributed By Pinnacle (3)
Pressed By Lyntone Recordings Ltd.
Pressed By Lyntone Recordings Ltd.
Lacquer Cut At Tape One
Sleeve note: Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat sooner or later you get pissed off.

Publ. Clay Records Limited.
℗&© 1983

Lyrics and credits printed on back sleeve.

Pressing and lacquer cutting credits identified in runout etchings.
Matrix / Runout: PLATE-5-A1 BILBO TAPEONE LYN 13621 LIFE IS LIKE A PUBIC HAIR ON A TOILET SEAT...SOONER OR LATER, YOU GET PISSED OFF. (Etched Runout Side A, Variant 1)
Matrix / Runout: PLATE-5-B1 BILBO TAPEONE LYN 13622 MIKE STONE WAS 'ERE (NOW DEAF) (Etched Runout Side B, Variant 1)
Matrix / Runout: PLATE-5-A1 BILBO. TAPEONE D LYN 13621 LIFE IS LIKE A PUBIC HAIR ON A TOILET SEAT...SOONER OR LATER, YOU GET PISSED OFF. — (Etched Runout Side A, Variant 2)
Matrix / Runout: PLATE-5-B1 BILBO. TAPEONE D LYN 13622 MIKE STONE WAS 'ERE (NOW DEAF) — (Etched Runout Side B, Variant 2)