Are you tired of that awkward Paul McCartney song that feels like someone repeatedly jabbing you with a pin while ordering you to have a wonderful Christmas Time? Afraid of Live Aid? Slade? Deceased British comedians that twitch, and shout Thwaaaay! (whatever that means)? Well, here is the antidote to that….the Christmas song that you'll probably hear just once. If it's loud enough, the local vigilantes will surely torch your computer and insist you are a heretic. Welcome, my friends, to The Legendary Pink Dots' Christmas Special 2015. You have been warned.